Showing posts with label Wooster. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wooster. Show all posts

Friday, November 28, 2008

A Spot Of Bother

I'm not that happy with Willem Buiter and Nick Rowe right now. I feel like my old college chum Bertie Wooster ( Oh yes, I spent many a college evening with Bertie and his manservant Jeeves, who was decidedly helpful if I had a hangover ) must have felt when he was drawn into some spot of bother by Freddie Meadowes or Bingo Little ( I'm probably more like him ).

You see, I'm terribly backed up right now, and, so, I don't need another assignment, so, I didn't need Nick getting me off track with this comment on Buiter's Blog:

"JKH: Thanks. I think I understand you now. I think we are re-visiting the 1960’s debate on “Is money net wealth?” (Pesek & Saving vs, Gurley and Shaw for example). Funnily enough, I just Googled “Is Money net Wealth?” to jog my memory and found a 2004 paper “Helicopter Money” on that very subject (answering “yes”) by our esteemed blogger."

Funnily enough,eh? You're probably thinking that I'm fascinated with the issue of money net wealth. Not really. I mean, yes, it's interesting, but that's not what's got me hooked. No. It's the fact that I want to be able to meaningfully use the phrase "Helicopter Money". That's too good a phrase not to include in my prose style, dully attributed, of course.

So, I had to go looking for this paper by Buiter, hoping that by "paper" Nick meant a post of about a page's length. Truly, I hoped I couldn't find the thing. I was feeling lucky, because, for a time, I couldn't get at it. Then, just as I was about to quit, I found the PDF.

The PDF is about 32 pages long. Damned and damned again. But wait? As I scrolled through, I noticed a number of equation filled pages. That's good news. You see, when I read a language, I have to carefully examine every detail of the sentence that I possibly can. But with equations, and with math in general, I have an amazing ability to scan the page for a few seconds, and then pronounce judgment, which usually ends with my saying, " Yes, that looks right. Let's move on". It's extraordinary, I admit it. I've always had this peculiar ability.

This helps explain the fact that my prose style, seriously, is mightily influenced by E.C. Titchmarsh and G.H. Hardy. I don't have a clue about what the two fools are talking about generally, but I love their writing style. And style, as Stevens says, is inherent in our way of being. It's peculiar to each of us. It's like a fingerprint. Except in my case, where it's more like a curse.

If you don't believe me about Titchmarsh and Hardy, let me tell you what they think about me. Just last week, in Heaven, they were speaking, coincidentally, given one of my more recent posts, to Gauss ( Who I'm sure is extremely please to have the Gaussian Copula and its effects added posthumously to his resume ), in Hebrew ( That's the language in Heaven, in case you didn't know. A word to the wise. You might want to begin learning Hebrew here on earth, lest you be put into the remedial education classes when you get to Heaven. A little Aramaic wouldn't hurt either. ).

"Say, you two old farts", Gauss began, "what would you say was your greatest accomplishment on earth?.

At that point Hardy and Titchmarsh exchanged knowing nods between themselves, and Hardy, being the senior man, replied for the both of them, saying, "Gauss, you old bugger, we both agree that it would have to be our influence on Don's prose style".

So there. Thanks old friends. It would be a bit more of a help to my writing career if you two dashed off a post to the FT confirming your opinions. Still, much appreciated.

So, I'm going to tackle this paper by Buiter on another post, because, well, this one got silly.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

"In most states in the Union you can write in the Bertie Wooster/Jeeves ticket"

I love this quote by Alexander Cockburn on Counterpunch:

"Listening to my complaints about Obama, a friend of mine in New York asked what alternative I had to recommend her. Since in New York the split for Obama-Biden is roughly 65-29 I told her it didn't matter. She could write in the straight Wiccan ticket if she felt so inclined. (Not a bad platform either, as she duly reminded me: “Do as you will, as long as it harms none.”) It wouldn't make any difference, any more than it would in California, where you can vote for Nader or Barr or McKinney and Obama is going to win regardless. In most states in the Union you can write in the Bertie Wooster/Jeeves ticket, and even without your vote Obama-Biden will canter home. So get out there and have fun and don’t feel excessively burdened by responsibility to History – always a left-wing failing.

And wouldn't Barr be the first mustachioed occupant of the White House since Teddy Roosevelt? Even if you don’t like the man, vote the mustache! This would be change we can see. Does that phrase have a vaguely familiar ring? It was what LBJ used to advise his staff during the Great Society build-up: "You've gotta give them change they can see." Meaning bridges, roads, new parks. Apparently the Obama pre-transition team is studying the early days of the New Deal and Great Society programs as thematic precursors for their initial two years -- before they lose one house of Congress, I suppose. I like freshman Montana Senator John Tester’s notion of change we’d like to see. Tester said people "want to see the executives that drove Wall Street into the ground in orange suits picking up cans along the side of the road." He’s got a hugely popular reception for that thought."

First of all, I'm a big fan of Tester. Second, I like Bob Barr, but I'm not voting for him. I could vote for Barr, but those days are past. Third, although I hear the criticisms of Sen. Obama and Sen. Biden, I feel that it's a pretty decent ticket. Not the ticket I would have constructed, but a very good ticket all things considered, and I'm doing more of that as I age. But that's not what I really love about this quote. No. It's this:

"In most states in the Union you can write in the Bertie Wooster/Jeeves ticket"

I can't tell you how tempted I am to do this.