Monday, November 10, 2008

Hedge Funds In Trouble: Weather Words Being Used

Via Bloomberg, Hedge Funds aren't hedged enough it seems:

``October was the perfect storm for liquidity drying up, especially in the credit markets,'' said Gary Vaughan-Smith, co-founder of London-based SilverStreet Capital LLP, which has $600 million invested in hedge funds for its clients. ``We are through the worst and the turmoil should be gone by the end of November.''

While hedge funds have held up better than actively managed mutual funds or index-based investments, losses in 2008 are almost certain to be the biggest on record. U.S. global equity mutual funds fell by an average of 39 percent in the first 10 months of the year, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. The Standard & Poor's 500 Index was down 34 percent. The hedge-fund industry's only unprofitable year was 2002, when the HFRI index shed 1.45 percent and the S&P 500 tumbled 23 percent."

Oh my God, I forgot the Weather Words Rule. If people start using weather disaster words to describe the situation, it's really bad. 40% you say. See, that's not good.

``I don't think the hedge fund model is broken,'' said Jaeson Dubrovay, head of the $19 billion hedge-fund group at Cambridge, Massachusetts-based consulting firm NEPC LLC. ``We just need to loosen the credit spigots to get the system working again. We don't anticipate that they will be loosened in any way like they were before.''

Hedge funds are private, largely unregulated pools of capital whose managers can buy or sell any assets, bet on falling as well as rising asset prices and participate substantially in profits from money invested. They typically charge fees of 2 percent of assets and 20 percent of investment profits."

Dear Lord, now the Spigot Theory. Remember, once you turn it on, it can be stopped until there's a bubble. Okay, I see. This time we'll man the tap better.

"Hedge funds run by Jeffrey Gendell and John Burbank III posted their worst monthly losses in October. Peter Thiel gave back gains made earlier in the year. Nobel-prize winner Myron Scholes froze his biggest fund.

The managers, like many in the $1.7 trillion hedge-fund industry, were caught in a downdraft of market declines, client redemptions, demands from lenders for more collateral and forced asset sales that accelerated after Lehman Brothers Holdings Inc. collapsed in mid-September."

Downdraft you say. Is that a weather word? I might be wrong about this, but in weather analysis, we have what is called forecasting. It determines whether or not, depending on how accurate it is, you get caught in a downdraft. Maybe we should hire weather forecasters as our financial advisers. Could it hurt?


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